
Sky News Online's Alex Watts runs his own 'Bushtucker Trial' in Beijing's Donghuamen night market.
I threw up five minutes after visiting Donghuamen night market.
It wasn't the snake, or the scorpion, the lamb's penis, testicles, bees, centipede, or the beer I downed trying to banish the taste. It was the silkworm. And if you don't believe me, watch it here...
It exploded in my mouth and it was everything I could do to stop myself instantly gagging on the musty, yellow gunk.
I managed to last until the filming stopped - and then threw up in one of the bins.
All to the bemusement of the locals, who clearly found the array of creepy crawlies, and other things that go crunch in the night, delicious.
A sign in English said the people's government had rebuilt the market, off Beijing's central Wangfujing Street, to showcase 100 "dainty snacks" from all corners of China.
They said they wanted to "enhance the friendly exchanges with foreign countries."
But when I offered the delicacies to the hordes of Olympics fans who had descended on the infamous tourist spot, I think the most complimentary comment was "absolutely disgusting".
Only the French seemed to like it. A gaggle crowded round the scorpion stand and made pleasing, lip-smacking gestures in the way they would if they were tucking into a truffle or slice of foie gras, or a frog for that matter.
The whole thing was a dreadful experience, but the politburo was right: it did lead to some friendly - and hilarious - exchanges. I even found myself having a new-found respect for the likes of Peter Andre and Paul Burrell.
The Bushtucker Trials on TV show I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here looks easy when you're munching crisps on the sofa.
But when you get that first stomach convulsion, and insect legs stick in your throat, and the deep-fried, rancid taste is with you for the next 12 hours, it takes a lot more guts than you think.
"What do you think of the silkworm then?" I ask Canadian Kim Warburton, who is on a fact-finding mission for the Vancouver Games in 2010.
"It's awful. It's definitely a local taste - and it's still in my teeth!"
Her colleague Sarah Triantafillou is having none of it. I offer her a bit of snake, or was it a baby seahorse? But the most adventurous she'll go is the noodles.
"What did you think of the baby eels?" I ask. "What! No way!" she shrieks, clutching her mouth.
A Mexican guy butts in, shaking his head with a hangdog expression. "The scorpion was interesting," he muses.
A Mexican guy butts in, shaking his head with a hangdog expression. "The scorpion was interesting," he muses.
I eventually get an American, in obligatory baseball cap, to eat a three-inch centipede. "It looks horrible, what does it taste like?" he grimaces. "It tastes like centipede," I tell him.
He crunches away with a pained look. "It's terrible - it's as bad as it looks. Errr centipede!" I offer him a beer to remove the taste.
"No thanks," he says. "If I drink too much beer, I might eat another one."

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